A Message To My Army

Hello and welcome to the army. *salute* I know stuff's been sort of hard, slings and flaming arrows and catapults and tanks and enemy guns tearing everything to pieces, chats, deviations, user accounts, trolls falling dead all over the place in banned accounts only to come back as zombie soldiers plus extra vengeance, all at the will of the neforious troll leader, the spam tanks making a mess of the entire battlefield. But even thought the enemy is going on like a mad cow through our defensive perimeters with no thought even of stopping themself, I can let you know for sure that our spies are set out looking for information deep in the headquarters, the snippers are being guardiful aganst all evil troops, zombie accounts and stalkers, and I, your General, will never give in so long as I have a life in my bones!

It may be hard taking on the quicksand and the scorching heat and the grenades, shockwaves falling from the sky on your heads, satellites aimed to kill you without you even thinking this, but if we stick together, we can defend this fortress! No matter what sort of advanced weaponry our enemies have, hacking or using super computers, mutant bombs that walk on their own for destroying us without the help of the enemy soldiers, this will not be over quick! The cannot breach us now! We are invincible!

So be strong, patriots! *salute*

- General Twister