Since some of you trolls don't seem to get it then I guess I will just have to tell you in the clearist and most easy terms. PLEASE OBSERVE:

THE RULES OF MY PAGE

_{1.] No bad language (swearing, cussing, german, offensive stuff, basically troll language)
2.] No being on my page against you're own will
3.] No spam allowed
4.] No advertising
5.] No trying to sell me anything
6.] No viruses
7.] No trolling
8.] No hating
9.] No bullying
10.] No raging
11.] No flaming
12.] No arguing (not too much anyway, a little is ok)
13.] No racism
14.] No psycological abuse
15.] No hypnosis
16.] No tricky stuff
17.] No Invader Zim (I don't like it so keep it off my page)
18.] No Tim Burton (there is a law against that somewhere)
19.] No posting of a bajillion pony avatars
20.] No chain letters
21.] No Nigerian scam email
22.] No christmas wishlists
23.] No birthday announcements
24.] No funerals
25.] No trying to be my friend in the bad way
26.] No trying to get me to sell my blood
27.] No stabbing
28.] No loud noises
29.] No all-caps or a ton of bold text
30.] No quotes from the british
31.] No quotes from hitler
32.] No hitlers
33.] No nazis
34.] No neo-nazis
35.] No stalins (except the rainbow stalins, because those are good)
36.] No pop music
37.] No Hannah Montanas
38.] No Biebers (dead or alive)
39.] No carnival food
40.] No Zalgo
41.] No creepypasta
42.] No gaiaonline
43.] No porn
44.] No shock sites
45.] No napoleon dynamite quotes
46.] No skrillex
47.] No hula hoops
48.] No vuvuzelas
49.] No 5th generation pokemons
50.] No skateboards (unless you are eating some pizza on that skateboard and wearing your hat backwards)
51.] No dumb stuff
52.] No witchcraft or wizardry
53.] No stray kids
54.] No sudden roleplaying
55.] No russian roulette
56.] No bee swarms
57.] No poison ivy
58.] No dirty laundry
59.] No smoking
60.] No being negative
61.] No riff-raff
62.] No hodge
63.] No podge
64.] No hodge-podge
65.] No secret messages
66.] No being spooky
67.] No club meetings
68.] No bad pizza
69.] No mediocre pizza
70.] Good pizza is allowed
71.] No ninja attacks
72.] No zombie attacks
73.] No shark attacks
74.] No alien attacks
75.] No radioactive mutant attacks
76.] No demon spirit attacks
77.] No unicorn attacks
78.] No spraying pesticide
79.] No street hockey
80.] No food fights
81.] No "making the buffalo"
82.] No egg salad
83.] No stale salami
84.] No Rick Astley
85.] No MC Hammer
86.] No star wars
87.] No John Travolta
88.] No Doctor Who
89.] No Avengers
90.] No snow cones
91.] No flat soda
92.] No camouflage
93.] No asking me to make you art
94.] No asking me to make you pizza
95.] No asking which pony is my favorite
96.] No asking for my password
97.] No asking me to raise the dead
98.] No asking me to be your boyfriend
99.] No asking me to build you a clock
100.] No tofu
101.] No illuminati
102.] No blending and mixing
103.] No dropping it like it's hot.
104.] No gettin' crunk
105.] No gettin' jiggy with it
106.] No hammertime
107.] No beat dropping
108.] No synthesizers
109.] No ringtones
110.] No comparing mario to sonic (they are both cool in different ways)
111.] No stealing my characters
112.] No shoplifting
113.] No anarchy
114.] No jihads
115.] No tomorrow o_o
116.] No apocalypse theory
117.] No magic hobbits
118.] No soup
119.] No jackals
120.] No octopus
121.] Yes I have no more bananas
122.] No getting roger ebert to rate my page
123.] No jersey shore
124.] No super saiyan mode
125.] No autobots
126.] No decepticons
127.] No skeletor
128.] No calling upon the power of grayskull
129.] No having the power
130.] No banjos
131.] No moonshine
132.] No get-rich-quick schemes
133.] No flying machines
134.] No USB drives
135.] No java
136.] No hablo
137.] No lists
138.] No point-and-click adventures
139.] No going down to electric avenue
140.] No disco infernos
141.] No ABBA songs
142.] No flipping pancakes
143.] No angry birds
144.] No scuba infiltration
145.] No tapping on the glass
146.] No wire-tapping
147.] No tap dancing
148.] No tap water
149.] No blue mountain dew
150.] No more dinner bells
151.] _
152.] No Rule 151
153.] No bad memes from like 3 years ago
154.] No bad memes from 2 years ago
155.] No bad memes from 1 year ago
156.] No bad memes from 6 months ago
157.] No bad memes from 3 months ago
158.] No bad memes from 1 month ago
159.] No starting bad memes
160.] No bad memes at all
161.] No being a hypocrate
162.] No making me play "Blue's Clues"
163.] No weird dorito flavors
164.] No nigel thornberry
165.] No stupid posters
166.] No cat pictures
167.] No furries
168.] No yiffing
169.] No even thinking about yiffing
170.] No even thinking about being a furry
171.] No getting drunk
172.] No wild parties
173.] No lawn mowers
174.] No frisbees
175.] No flubber
176.] No Blu-ray
177.] No chocolate cake
178.] No bee torture
179.] No nicolas cage
180.] No riding a motorcycle with your head on fire
181.] No power ranger megazord action (unless it's the original)
182.] No special effects
183.] No making a movie about my life without paying me
184.] No cold waffles
185.] No not reading every single one of these rules
186.] No stealing this list
187.] No identity theft
188.] No grand theft auto
189.] No arson
190.] No pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
191.] No ****ing with other ****'s ****
192.] No stargazing
193.] No trainspotting
194.] No interstellar travel
195.] No dancing on tables
196.] No populating a new country
197.] No fancy talk
198.] No stalling
199.] No being vague
200.] No claiming to be 1000 years old
201.] No immortality
202.] No littering
203.] No checking out books without a library card
204.] No bombing
205.] No putting twenty question marks at the end of a sentence
206.] No using a billion emoticons
207.] No hacking deviantArt
208.] No hacking Google
209.] No hacking Wikipedia
210.] Hacking ED is ok though
211.] No being bossy
212.] No being sassy
213.] No training your dog to be racist
214.] No building an army
215.] No secret adventures
216.] No saxophones
217.] No hating on frank sinatra
218.] No copying stunts off of the Jackass movies
219.] No crying at the discotheque
220.] No growing pot in your backyard
221.] No foghorns
222.] No breaking someone else's legos
223.] No evanescence
224.] No green day
225.] No disturbed
226.] No fallout boy
227.] No good charlotte
228.] No emilie autumn
229.] No three days grace
230.] No lady gaga
231.] No I'm just kidding listen to whatever you want ok
232.] No stomping
233.] No hopping
234.] No AMVs
235.] No burger flipping
236.] No under-tipping
237.] No pants ripping
238.] No suddenly slipping
239.] No slowly sipping
240.] No faucet dripping
241.] No double dipping
242.] No rhyming a lot
243.] No a-wop-bop-a-loo-mop-a-wop-bam-boom
244.] No setting yourself on fire
245.] No crashing a truck into a Subway
246.] No blaming the jews
247.] No blaming the hedgehogs
248.] No blaming violence on television
249.] No blaming Marilyn Manson
250.] No flower power
251.] No organic bread
252.] No climbing on the light fixtures
253.] No making me waste my ammo
254.] No being the final boss
255.] No ASCII
256.] No proton torpedos
257.] No toxic burritos
258.] No saying you're Neo
259.] No saying you're Rusty Shackleford
260.] No saying you are me
261.] No skipping school to save the day
262.] No bad anime wigs
263.] No yaoi
264.] No paying the piano with sausages tied to your fingers
265.] No trolling the french
266.] No trolling nuclear power
267.] No frolicking through the flowers
268.] No tiptoeing through the tulips
269.] No seances
270.] No eating brownies before they are done
271.] No being shot
272.] No fortune telling
273.] No truth or dare
274.] No charlie brown
275.] No very long beards
276.] No floods
277.] No volcanoes
278.] No juggling the other player after you have already defeated them
279.] No hadoukens
280.] No going back to the future
281.] No sleepovers
282.] No clever puns
283.] No tripping like I do
284.] No relating to the matter as I drop the bomb
285.] No quadratic equations
286.] No itchy trigger fingers
287.] No plasma blasters
288.] No itchy sweatervests
289.] No pickles
290.] No dramatic music
291.] No leonardo dicaprio
292.] No hand puppets
293.] No opening the door
294.] No getting on the floor
295.] No walking the dinosaur
296.] No home runs
297.] No excuses
298.] No escape
299.] No side-effects
300.] No more rules ok}