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And I look around and a lot of people are putting up satan clause things in there front lawns and tons of christmas lights and trees inside the house and a ton of old christmas tunes are flying around the air all over the place just like they have been for the last 200 years and all the old christmas movies are playing on TV and everyone is celebrating about how Jesus was apparently born on Dec. 25.

But I don't see people actually celebrating this thing the right way, which i mean sacrificing animals and burning statues and eating so much fruit that they practically become a fruit salad. That's what christmas is actually about by the way it has nothing to do with santa or his magic elves and his flying turbo deer pulling some kind of huge sleigh loaded with 50 billion toys that he just gives kids every year because he likes to make places like Toys'R'Us mad by loosing sales each year around this time because then they just have to sell toys to the kids that don't celebrate chrismas like those Jews I was talking about earlier who celibrate Hanukah (which I don't actually know a ton about so I'm not gonna really say much about it, look it up i guess). I mean first this thing is about giving your livestock to some kind of god so that your plants will gorw next yearand your kids will stay healthy and your wives (which you have like 20 of) won't just leave you for a richer guy, then somehow it becomes pretty much all about the beginning of modern history 2000 years ago give or take a couple and how this Jesus guy made an entrance onto the stage of life and said right there in the manger "Alright guys here I am it's time to make some changes about the way we do things!"

And then as if that wasn't weird enough suddenly it is about a fat red guy sneaking around rooftops at night like some kind of fat red ninja dropping presents into your house like bombs except wrapped up with a bow and some colored paper and about how if you are really really nice this christmas ninja will make all your wildest dreams come true like if you want your dead friend to come back to life then he will bring them back to life in exchange for being on your best behavior, but if you are really bad then instead you just get some coal (which maybe your parents are asking you to do since energy prices are going up so much, maybe they will trade you that coal for a couple of bucks so maybe we are looking at a whole new meaning of christmas ready to happen here soon?)

I don't get it. It's not like I want to get back to sacrificing a ton of animals and dancing around in a dress and eating mangoes until I puke purple and carving coconuts to look like my grandparents or anything weird like that, but I don't really think this whole christmas thing is such a great idea. I mean maybe it's great if you like to get a ton of presents from the christmas ninja and his levitating deers but besides that it doesn't even mean the same thing anymore! it would be like me suddenly saying that I am a yellow hedgehog, I am pretty sure you would be kind of mad about that! The point here is that the whole christmas thing is like a big fiasco and no one knows why they celebrate it anymore, i mean some people are blending the whole jesus/santa thing together like Santa is a ninja for god who gives out presents to the people that believe in baby jesus coming back from the great beyond to change the world in his manger and gives coal to all the people that like to praise the devil (which just to be clear i am not saying to do because i am pretty sure you aren't allowed to wirship the devin in america, maybe you can do it in some other country like Norway but i am pretty sure we don't do much devil worshipping here)

anyway if you want to get presents ninja'ed into your house by a fat red guy with round cheeks and a belly full of cookies then i guess you should go for it or if you think that christmas is all about jesus and that really makes you happy then you should go for it or even if you think that god is sending you a christmas ninja to give you some presents for being so nice they hey go for that too, and well if you believe in christmas like i do then start chowing down on some pineapple and sacrifice a goat if you really want to, or if you are a Jew and celebrate Hanukah they you should totally do that too. I'm not saying anyone has to celebrate christmas my way, but it sure is weird how it all turned out. That's all I'm saying here I'm not trying to wreck your christmas or your hanukah or even your devil worship if that's how you do things in your house, if you want to worship some devils then well i guess that's pretty much your own business so its not like i have any say in it or whatever.

So merry Christmas or Hanukah or Devil Day, whatever you guys do! :dummy:
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MikeDoubleOD Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE BATMAN!!!
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twisterfiendish Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
is the joker trolling gotham city again? :noes:

it is time to put on the secret batman hat and begin the justice
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MikeDoubleOD Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No, there's just no periods.
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Luxray-Insanity Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Satan Clause. :| Please tell me that wasn't a typo.
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Devildart Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ignoring most of this.
so are you yellow pisshog now:?
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Sugar-Foxy Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
Satan Claus.
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emperor-angelo-xxv Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Student General Artist
You sir, are a total lunatic whose ignorance is insulting to human reason.
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twisterfiendish Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I think what you meant to say was "Happy Holidays I love your art keep fighting the good fight."

Gotta watch out for those typos.
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emperor-angelo-xxv Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Student General Artist
Do not flatter yourself, for you are simply delusional and I have only dislike for it.
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