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Hello and welcome to the army. *salute* I know stuff's been sort of hard, slings and flaming arrows and catapults and tanks and enemy guns tearing everything to pieces, chats, deviations, user accounts, trolls falling dead all over the place in banned accounts only to come back as zombie soldiers plus extra vengeance, all at the will of the neforious troll leader, the spam tanks making a mess of the entire battlefield. But even thought the enemy is going on like a mad cow through our defensive perimeters with no thought even of stopping themself, I can let you know for sure that our spies are set out looking for information deep in the headquarters, the snippers are being guardiful aganst all evil troops, zombie accounts and stalkers, and I, your General, will never give in so long as I have a life in my bones!

It may be hard taking on the quicksand and the scorching heat and the grenades, shockwaves falling from the sky on your heads, satellites aimed to kill you without you even thinking this, but if we stick together, we can defend this fortress! No matter what sort of advanced weaponry our enemies have, hacking or using super computers, mutant bombs that walk on their own for destroying us without the help of the enemy soldiers, this will not be over quick! The cannot breach us now! We are invincible!

So be strong, patriots! *salute*

- General Twister
An inspiral speech to boost inspiration. [link]

We will find you, troll leader!
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kylesailor Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
What army? All I see is like, three people with blindfolds over their eyes...
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Melopsittacus Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sieg heil, mein Fuhrer!


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red-mohawk Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Student General Artist
Ya know, as crazy and stupid this seems, it sort of feeds my imagination. What if an actual war took place between trollers and whoever the other side would be called? It'd be somewhat funny, given certain humorous dialogue.

However, I must express my disapproval. I find it insulting and bashing to real military members. You realize you're making a fool, baka, estupido, muurkha of yourself, right? I don't intend on being cruel here, but trolls will end when you decide to ignore them, allowing your mind to shut them from your world.
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Krookodilian Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Snippers? Darling! :heart: I ask, WTF is a snipper? And do you realize that you never had an army?
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phuzzych1n Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
You do know that you're labelled as one of the biggest dipshits on the internet, and that all of your failures are being recorded an lol'd at for the trolls' amusement, right? If not, what I just said is a quick update for you on how you're famous for being retarded, and not a productive member of society or the internet.
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Lilac-the-fox99 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i think people are too mean. srsly. your not that bad. all u want is to fight those trolls. but so many follow you your hopeless. they were right there is no troll leader, but i like your imagination. ^^ i will gladly join your army but i will not handle this with violence.
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GreenAutumn Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
There is no troll army, each individual troll trolls on his own... :T
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