In the US of A there is a rule basically saying that the legal age for being a president is 45 years old (the exact age of Braka Obama, current ruler of the White House)

Obviously I'm not 45 years old or I would be too old to even know what the internet is. I can't believe I cant be president just because they make the age limit at the age where you stop becoming interesting at all. I have tons of interesting ideas that would throw this country out of the pit of suffering and stupidity and right up there next to Kobo Bryans (the backetball guy who is on that one brand of gum that tastes like lemons and sugar) in fame and cash.

First of all as a President I would throw out that thing that says we need to keep swapping around our presidents like some kind of confusion strategy. I see a lot of presidents who are like "Sure I'll fix the economy just give me 9 years to do it" but the rest of the government is like "LOL YOU ONLY GET 4 YEARS U MAD" like some kind of jerk. Me? I'd tell the laws of the united states to fix themself in order to give me all the years i could possibly need. If i needed to make a 13 year plan you can bet i would be sitting in the big red chair making it happen the entire time! People would be like "Holy crap the economy is so good right now why don't i just throw some of this money into the street?" and people would be literally walking around on a ton of money because of how many dollars i would print out.

I mean seriously, bail-outs for rich people? How about bail-outs for every single american in existence? yeah thats right even dead americans, lets say you just died and yout family needs a little bit of help because you were the guy with the job around the house while the wife takes care of the kids, even YOU can get money (obviously going to the wife and kids but still it goes to you first) and maybe as a dead guy you dont have a lot of use for it but you can still feed your kids from beyond the grave or have them give you a pretty sweet casket or w/e. the responsible thing for doing is to feed your kids but we don't ask questions we just slap the dollars into your skeleton hand.

Plus anyone notice how the president is more of a TV star then a guy who does anything at all? My new policy: no cameras ever. I don't want to be some kind of CELEBRITY, I want to be a freaking president! That means 100% law writing and butt kicking, I'll drink 8 cups of coffee every morning, run right there into the oval office and be like "OK DUDES LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN" and legislate the crap out of this entire country. It's like playing a game of Starcraft where instead of fighting the Zerg you just show up half the time to your dying Space Marines and say "Hey guys I'm the president," No way that crap is happening in my government! It's total democracy all the time!

Plus I'd get someone totally more hip in my press office, probably Lauren Faust. I mean guys I hate to admit it but Sonic just isn't the cool thing anymore. I wanted to believe sonic would last forever but have you seen the new episodes? Sonic is like some 25 year old pop star girl trying to pretend like she is still 16. Its just not even the same thing you used to believe in I mean I am actually kind of mad that we let sonic turn into this crap. All it is now is more anime junk pushed at america kiddos who never grew up with a genesis so they dont know what sonic actually used to be like, so they will just eat up this CRAP like its the coolest hippest hip and cool thing that ever was hip and cool. Except it isnt hip and it sure isnt cool. R.I.P. sonic the hedgehog. The new cool thins is ponies it looks like. Sure I know MLP has been around for a while but this whole new thing with ponies is like no MLP that ever existed before. It's what all the kids nowadays believe in mainly guys for some weird reason but also girls too like with the old fandom. So while I am still weirded out by all that yeah I would definitely have the creator of the brony fandom doing my press stuff since people like her a lot for her job as being princess celestia in the show who is the God of the Pony City that all the little ponies live in.

and instead of three branches of government for getting crap done it will just be one branch, the Twister Branch, with me and anyone in there that I think can run a government with me! And like with any good president you cant just do all the crap by yourself, some of the crap has to be done by other people because even as the president of all the america i still can only tell people what to do. I will put half of the entire military inside every single town and city. Seriously imagine how much crime would go down by, like if youre going in to a store as some dumb 12 year old kid with a BB-gun thinking about not paying for snacks and a soldier with a grenade in his hand and a AK-47 yells at you like "Hey little kid better not freaking steal anything or Twister's government is going to arrest every single person you have ever been related to!" are you gonna think twice? you bet! Plus you would probably not go to convenience stores anymore, which is a good thing especially if you are a robber or someone who likes to ask people for drugs.

That's what i'm saying though seriously, we are going to do things different in the Umited states government, and i am going to things different in my fandom stuff. I mean I am like, actually mad, about sonic and the government. It's not like the old days with the Windows 59 and the black and blue screen that was like "Would you like to save that on a happy little floppy disk" and the radio playing songs that were done by stars with huge hair and sonic was actually wacky and cool and not some incredibly stupid anime with too many *humans* in it. Plus seriously I mean I love gangster music as much as the next guy but what is this radio crap you hear where it's all toned down with the stupid fake computer drum beat (which is the same for every song by the way which means the music empire is gonna get sued just you wait) and the idiot who did the song is just sort of muttering a lot? The kind of stuff I like is Beastie Boys and Rage Against The Machine, which is actually exciting and not a lot of computer noise and "duh duh duh get women pop caps leave the tags on yo shirt duh duh duh hey guy's im on meth" crap. But yeah that's it I guess end of journal.

TL;DR I miss the 90's, Twister for President, Lauren Faust pwns Sonic.