One of the silliest things people tell me I do (which is not even true) is that I don't know what a critique is. I'm pretty sure I do actually, none of you sarcastic trollers make actual real critiques on my page.
Some people actually take some time and write out critiques, not like 'this sucks do it better you dumb hedgehog artist,' but actual 'I like how you did this stuff, but this other stuff needs to be fixed, I suggest this and this to make stuff work out,' type of elite critiques by people with actual artist brains. When you mess up your otherwise totally fine critique by INSISTING that I absolutely HAVE to take your advice, then even if some of your advice is good and even if you have some experience you aren't actually being constructive, your just trying to act superior and you aren't actually being constructive.
So if I take your advice then that makes you think that somehow I'm caving in, but if I don't take your advice because of all the Hate in it you can say 'WELL it looks like this guy doesn't want to improve!' and honesty it's distructive and makes you NOT an artist, but a troll and a bully. You are a bigger problem on deviantArt then the creepy fetish people who post weird things that no one can understand... and as long as it doesn't break the rules don't get me wrong they have a right to be on here too, but you don't have to look for it, and you don't have to act like your leading a Witch Trial because you are mad that you addicentally saw it.
And it's kind of the same with my art. I've said it like a thousand times but I'll say it again for all you hipster kids that got here because of some new ED page and want to quote ancient history like you were a big part of it all along: You don't have to like my art. Its totally fine if you hate Sonic. But it is not your super special job to come here wagging the big fat Finger of Shame at me, trying to shame me somehow, saying "Twister I am offended that I saw your page and that it has red hedgehogs on it and I feel like you owe me a big fat apology the size of a whale, a really fat whale, as fat as I expect your apology to be."
And I'm not making fun of fat people either, the fats have a right to exist also. I bet someone will accuse me of attacking Fattism but there are all kinds of body types like skinny, fat, really fat, really skinny, kind of in between, and other stuff and I acknowledge that they do exist and that there is no 'body type binary.' I accept all the body types. But unlike a fat-person-sized apology, my apology will be on the Atkins Diet until it is as thin as Nonexistant, because I don't owe you dummies some kind of apology for something which isnt even a crime.
I bring it up a lot as an example, I HATE Invader Zim. But if I am looking at random deviantArt people and find someone with Invader Zim fanart of there Irken characters does that mean they have to apologise to me? No, I just move on to the next thing, like Sonic pictures or neat fantasy art or race cars or things I like. People who like to spend a lot of time around things they Hate? Those people are called Haters, and they are always busy Hating. Why would you even want to be like them, instead of like cool? I know I love being like cool, I do it so much I don't even think about it anymore. But first of all this is a science fact, Hate makes you stupid. It does! It makes the brain cells in your body collapse like they just did a 6000 hour shift at the office and can't keep going anymore, not even with the help of Spinach or Cocaine (which according to Lenorado DiCapiro are the exact same thing).
And when the brain cells in your body collapse, that also means your muscles can't work right, which means that your Angry Fingers type things you don't actually mean. As a expert reader of Wikipedia for the last 8+ years I think I am qualified to call this symptom Troll-Finger Syndrome, which is like Mad Cow Disease but with the internet, and it doesn't work on cows. Obviously this is a new thing that doctors haven't been looking at yet so the right thing to do is to make a new account and start the wiki page on Troll-Finger Syndrome. Doctors do in fact read Wikipedia to stay up to date on new medical trends and with this kind of exposure I bet proper medical research will be done on this terrible thing. I think my field research will be useful to the medical people and should be worth at least like an honorary doctorate or something. Not like I want to practice medicine or anything because I don't want to get sick but I can totally see myself as Dr. Twister, then if you try to troll me I won't just tell you to shut up I will PRESCRIBE you to shut up. And if you ignore your prescription then you will go to jail for Medicine Felony and I will just laugh all the laughs until I run out of them.
Anyway I've tried to make mroe time for net stuff, some of you probably noticed I replied to a lot of your comments recently and I am planning to be more active on deviantArt again pretty soon.
Every comment on this journal will be replied to, except spam and obvious flames. I'm serious about being on dA more and answering comments will help me get back into it.
Listening to: Fatima Mansions - Look What I Stole For Us Darling